Why tell the same old story over and over again? The song remains the same, why fix it if it ain’t broken? Anywho---the task was delivered to me to attempt to re-tell the classic Hindu spiritual work, an excerpt from the Mahabharata epic, but here is the twist---they told me to re-tell the Bhagavad-Gita in the language of 21st century american corporate culture.
We begin at the beginning with our hero, Arjuna’s quest for honor and the legitimate claim to his family’s prized jewel---Bhagavad Enterprises---a multinational corporation dedicated to becoming the leader in the global spiritual marketplace whose portfolio ranges from shopping malls, to surveillance and security with an elite innercore cadre of mercenary squads to protect corporate interests. It wasn’t always this complicated. Arjuna had his mother Kunti’s blessing but Arjuna’s cousins---led by his paranoid uncle Boss Hogwad have conspired to turn Bhagavad America into a safe haven for cyberterrorists. So what began as spiritual blessing to mankind ended up becoming a virtual nightmare!
Virtual is the key word, because the battle of Kurukshetra had to be fought ‘virtually’ in order to determine whether the global corporation and the family jewel would fall back into the hands of Arjuna before his nefarious cousins led by Hogwad could draw the entire american healthcare sector into the Bhagavad portfolio. The Boss (tm) fuelled by a nefarious megalomaniacal agenda, with their Good Cop/Bad Cop (tm) management style would have every man, woman and child dependent upon their brand of medicine and pharmaceutical “care” in a virtual coup of epic proportions. They might even go so far as to implant RFID chips universally.
All would be lost were it not for the intervention of Sri Krishna. When he appears to Arjuna just on the verge of the battle, the dejected noble soul is spurred out of malaise and into motion in order to reclaim his rightful inheritance and so restore Bhagavad America to safe footing, while upholding family values and introducing a revolutionary non-spending campaign (the 21st century’s version of a hunger strike). In the end our hero is able to subdue his enemies while advancing Bhagavad-America back to the original spiritual superpower in alignment with Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva!
Typically a work of this---shall we say--- sensitive scope would fall under the editorial scrutiny Of Department of Education protocol---at least so that the ideas and agenda could be “aligned” with the current cache of truths which are ‘au courant’----what the businessmen and educators were calling “best practices” in the current reckoning of time. Presumably said ‘best practices’ would be the same and never alter throughout history as the perennial themes of the spiritual masterpieces evidence. So one might imagine a solid set of best practices being consistent from generation to generation---indeed the bedrock of corporate ethos. I regret to inform the reader that this is not the case anymore. Executive consultants staffed by Boss Hogwad in the online education sector --- in fact inside the revered Bhagavad.World Online University---have established that the best practices must be updated and revised every 24 months.
All of this ties back into the reason why, your narrator---’MOI’ got this job of telling this story and not a career education specialist from the Hogwad secretariat. How to tell the epic tale of lofty spiritual values within the rubric of a paranoid tyrant bent on getting the ducks all lined up for the advent of Frogbeast, Frankenbreast and the elite innercore cadre who will rule over global economic-religious hegemony for at least 42 months in days soon to come and to do so under the guise of an Israeli subsidiary called Able Commander (AC). To be honest I am hardly qualified for this kind of work. I mean who am I after all, but lowly Chuck E. Bucks, to deliver comment let alone interpretation to the subtleties of the final battle to be fought over Bhagavad America. Further, the protocol does not allow me to reveal any “sensitive” data---I can reveal didley squat! But, hey, like my father always used to say, “Best guy, son, does not always get the job.” Man does that ring true today! Finally, I am hard up for dough---my employers re-tooled my job description so as to avoid any human responsibilities or healthcare benefits (a blessing in disguise)---but I hold nothing against them ---it is best practices after all. So here is the deal I get the job title I always wanted CIO (central interpretive officer) . Of course a beefy job title like this has got to have some sort of currency but with the new title came limited hours, a pay cut, no benefits, no expense account and no office. And they promised to stop threatening my family. I am not complaining. Really. I finally got the job I always dreamed of!
JUST IN!
MEMO: From Just Ice Jr.
Department of Just-Ice
According to the Neocon Protocol of 2005 (neocopro2) aka The Official Report.: All US governmental agencies to be re-structured (perestroika)
in accordance with the Proteus sub-protocol.
I will share with you reader the bizarre protocol that followed transmission which I will now interpret.
The Protocols of the Elders of Slime On
1."Whoever calls the tune"... This means that the piper in charge is calling forth the economy or meta-protocol of the functioning of the world whose name is Babylon.
2. Bob Baffert’s beautiful race horse, American Pharoah (note the spelling) to win the Triple Crown on saturday June 6th (6-6-15) (corporate reckoning). The name of this horse reveals that the ruler of America is pharoah in an Egyption (pyramidal) economy. The economy is the structure not only of the actual world but also provides its agenda, that is, calls the tune for the people to dance. (my interpretation c.e.b.)
3. Now, this is not as some people think, President Barack Obama, however, he “marches to the same beat”--this means that he is compelled to do as the elders of Slime-ON agree and he is compelled by Marmadude and Snafoo to do whatever is expedient for the good of the order.
4. For example when FDR wanted to restructure the American economy, he also redefined the protocols and parameters of living in the USA and materiality (the horse that finished second in the Belmont Stakes) What this means is that American Pharoah governs materiality or at least what counts for materiality in this cockamamey virtual realm.
5. The material world is conditioned by the agenda of Slime-On and dictated by the Slime-On executives from various posts on the world wide web.
A word on Just Ice, Jr. Some people tried to “out’ Mr. Ice, Jr. for being a truther on the healthcare scam. According to the 2005 neocon protocol (aka The Official Report) all US governmental agencies related to the department of justice were to be farmed-out to the lowest bidder in the private sector and Black Hog. Black Hog turned out to be infiltrated by Arjuna’s nefarious cousin Boss Hogwad and his goons. Analogous to the best practices of the Department of Defense who farmed out all the mercenary services to HogFriend, in order to re-structure Babylon. As luck would have it in addition to war services, Black Hog would naturally be on tap to be a first provider in terms of medical care and educational services throughout the empire. It was in this line of delegation that Bhagavad America came into the educational, healthcare protectorate.
Ironically, and in spite of all of the due diligence, the legislators and congressmen who enacted these best practices, Bhagavad America was no run of the mill service provider dotcom operation. In fact the roots run historically very deep into the epoch of the Pandu Brothers. A dynastic squabble from the Gupta empire was still brewing. The profundity of this irony alone would would dwarf my effort to tell the tale so how about trying to imagine a business world being run from remote locations in the Spiritual Sky Inc. (tm) (though other investigators call it the Cloud).
Some of the most nefarious players on the field have gained access to this meta-protocol. Amongst the true believers such as our hero, Arjuna, Krishna speaks to him from a transcendental realm managed by Spiritual Sky.com. Be that as it may, his cousin Boss Hogwad does not believe in the truth of these communications----fact is he doesn’t believe in anything---in fact he thinks that Spiritual Sky is a front for a neo-cyberterror group with the stated mission of foiling President Obama’s healthcare roll-out. As we all well know, greed has no limit and that love of money will cause even a decent man to stoop to unbelievably low levels of moral functioning.
Yes, Boss Hogwad is a nihilist, in that he believes in nothing---still there is a certain facade one must maintain in the corporate world and he was willing to go along with some of the religious practices let’s say ‘for the good of the order’. But he considered the afterlife to be “pie in the sky” and even hogwash, nothing more. But once more, don’t imagine for a minute that this nihilism could ever stop an avid investor such as the Boss from being highly invested in religion---but it is religion in a new guise---Corporate Religion. Hey, like they say, Only the Paranoid survive. Go to your bookstore and you will find How to THink Like Attila the Hun, not to mention Gordon Gekko’s spiritual autobiography which was the #1 download in Nook history! The Boss’ view of his cousin, Arjuna, was dim and he branded him as a raving fanatic---got him into therapy and hence became his de facto healthcare provider, spiritual guide, economic advisor and even “friend” if you catch my drift.
Boss Hogwad’s stroke of genius came when he realized that he could intercept the information flow from the Cloud and thereby cyberhack their way into more money than anyone could imagine and finally establish themselves as First Providers who control the meta-protocol of all electronic communications from Spiritual Sky. The old codger liked to call this a “good cop/bad cop” strategy since he would be delivering the transcendental spiritual communiques to every world church, including Rome, hence his authority could extend, in principle, to every corner of the world, to condition what is called the material world in every aspect.
The elite Innercore operating system had effectively re-structured the entire military-intelligence chain of command under a remote operating platform they called PROTEUS as revealed in the official commission report of 2005. Boss Hogwad and his goons intercepted the Proteus hierarchy -restructure protocol (what they humorously referred to as “a pair of Stroikers”) when Boss Hogwad’s sons, Chiblet and Crimpett, discovered a means of intercepting the lightlines and then interfering with the datastream. Whosoever stands at the source of the datastream has the authority to manifest the protocol of the material world (tm) in real time.
NSA for example gets to tap into this datastream at a fairly deep level and the CIA can probe even further but ultimately the high command ends in the Proteus protocol. So you better believe, it is a firewall thicker and hotter than Mephistopheles thermitic process. Let’s put it this way, Proteus could never be hacked even by the most elite innercore Cloud specialists---that is until Robert Archer Smith’s original treatises on light were brought to light.
In 1985, your narrator met an itinerant man of God named Robert Archer Smith whose Truth about Light toppled all known conceptions of the physics of light including Einstein’s notion of light as being the speed limit of the universe. Amazingly, Bob (Smith) got to the truth about light through direct observation. Now, to cuta long story short, Smith gave to the world a method of reversing lightlines (tm). It is this gem of an insight that fell into the hands of Boss Hogwad and this is how he was able to produce the Higgs-Boson Interferometer, the very tool with which he aimed to assert total global authority (GOB) over every sector of Proteus and polish up the throne so that Frogbeast could help Able Commander to get control of Jerusalem during the final days in an attempt to overturn the Rider of the White Horse in a final reversal of history, since Adam and Eve hobbled east of Eden.
As a matter of fact, though it seems counterintuitive, Spriritual Sky.com is responsible for delivering the serpent’s speech in in virtual high definition, so virtual that Eve did not detect the facade. How did they do it? You ask:
#1 Transcendental operations are not bound in a 4 dimensional time-space continuum. The Garden of Eden, though it seems long ago is present to the Celestial Sky platform just as is this moment and yesterday and all days, past and future.
By interfering with and redirecting spiritual revelations from the headquarters of Sprititual Sky, Boss Hogwad was able to roll-out a nastier Holocaust, a fairer 2000 election as well as 9/11 and an even greater epochal catastrophic event yet to come. The downside for the Boss is thath he could never take credit for his evil deeds; in other words he could not bill the government. Why choose a backward zero for such a sensitive task---is beyond my guess---I leave this to the reader’s imagination to discern. Anywho, it falls to me to tell the tale of how our brave and noble hero, Arjuna, restores transcendental communications to Bhagavad America and saves the day!
The solution to the cyberhacking problem came from the most unlikely source, Robert Archer Smith’s obscure treatise on light. It is simple yet unbelievably profound in its theological ramifications. Rather than use digital technology and its accoutrements, Arjuna uses his naked eye and he developed the use scintillation observation in order to disclose the transcendental communications he received directly from the source of Light itself. As we all know, staring directly into the sun can be dangerous, and may result in macular degeneration, however, one day in Kurukshetra Arjuna was looking up through the leaves of an oak tree being penetrated by the rays of the sun filtered into spectral fields. Our hero noticed a flow of spectral scintillation. In order to better observe this he constructed a scintillation viewer like the one Smith describes in The Truth about Light. It is a simple analogue device using a single human hair to filter the lightlines. Owing to the nature of this research a digital counterpart could not be found to replace the necessity of analogue visual perception, so by this stroke of luck, all the researchers and elite innercore were rendered impotent thanks to their digital dependency.
No one in their wildest dreams could have predicted that this gentle, humble, animal lover could save the world from the most terminal cyberattack using a handheld analog device for viewing scintillations. Equipped with only a makeshift cardboard viewer with a single hair taped in between a slot to produce direct observation of solar scintillation but moreso the direction of the flow of lightlines. Where Arjuna added to Smith’s masterwork was in the field of scintillation storage. This requires a little background in the physics of light---typically light is conceived as “emissive”, i.e., it travels. Smith already established that lightlines travel but not through time! He introduced veriline research in order to demonstrate that light manifests thanks to verilines---hence the viewer who directly intercepts the lightline can receive the entire transcendental communication. To “store”these rays is neither possible nor desirable. But there is a problem in communicating the gist of what a lightline gives as it pours its revelation into your direct eyesight. He did this by studying fresh solar scintillations through the fresh waters of central Pennsylvania.
Incidentally, any reader interested in fracking should know that the idea for this technology originated in the crack maddened mind of a deranged Ohio teenager. The whole idea was to convince engineers to unwittingly destroy the wilderness while claiming that they were saving the world for the good of the order. Simultaneously, Boss Hogwad’s PR firm convinced the United States Government of Babylon that this is a safe and clean way to extract natural gas from the Marcellus shale a mile deep beneath the earth. I am sure that you have heard President Obama and Madame Secretary refer to clean energy a hundred times or more! Which goes to show how effective the Boss’s PR team is. Yeah, it's real clean---yeah right!
Far be it from me to want to upset a sensitive reader who might actually be in the natural gas engineering field as a professor, researcher, worker or student---or perhaps an investor in Halliburton or any other of the fly by night get rich quick schemers rolling through the lovely hills of Pennsylvania on The Bud Shuster Highway, Route 99. They go rolling through in their military style phalanxes 12 and 13 vehicles deep wending their way through the pristine verdure all the way up to Dubois and Wellsboro and into the great, pristine wildernesses and state forests where the Marcellus shale underlies. Each one believing that highly pressured water fracking extraction makes good sense for the world order. I don’t want to insult the more intelligent readers of Bhagavad America who intuitively realize that pumping megatons of proprietary toxins one mile deep into the earth’s crust is a recipe for disaster based upon the flimsiest of scientific research generated by corporate shills at the state university protected by their tenure in the academic hierarchy. Granted, to such a perceptive reader, fracking makes about as good a sense as taking an 8” hypodermic needle and filling it with industrial waste and sewrage backflow and forcibly injecting it deeply into the marrow of your grandmother’s spine. Oh yeah, big kudos for the guys in the natural gas engineering department who vouched for its safety!
As flimsy as this science behind fracking is you would be amazed to find that there is one more dubious “science” called climate science. They basically said: "We can’t let the natural gas engineers steal our shot at a Nobel Prize or some other prestigious accolade, we are going to develop Chemtrails!" Stuff like this never ceases to amaze me. At any rate, and long story short, this is for another chapter. Arjuna has a lot of work to do to halt these nefarious do-gooders. http://apocalypseillustrated.blogspot.com/2016/11/hard-to-believe-that-i-have-not-posted.html
